I REBLOG SHIT I FIND FUNNY

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katsallday:

cailencrow:

disneyismyescape:

disneywithswank:

IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.

I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out. 

See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.

Best Disney dad ever.

(Source: lumineon)

hellltrash:

i think about this video so much

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

(Source: drarna)

  • Parents: be yourself
  • Me: -is self-
  • Parents: wait no
  • Parents: be yourself
  • Me: -is self-
  • Parents: wait no
cheeselock:

laughingsquid:

Hairy Stockings For Young Chinese Girls To Fend Off Perverts

NEED

cheeselock:

laughingsquid:

Hairy Stockings For Young Chinese Girls To Fend Off Perverts

NEED

derivethis:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now
He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch
Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

derivethis:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now

He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch

Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

derivethis:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now
He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch
Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

derivethis:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now

He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch

Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.
luxio:

luxio:

purple green mario

wall luigi. waluigi. this shit is hilarious as fuck why does nobody laugh at my jokes

luxio:

luxio:

purple green mario

wall luigi. waluigi. this shit is hilarious as fuck why does nobody laugh at my jokes

intothetoybox:

lohanthony:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

YAAAAAAASSSSSSS

Oh my god??

(Source: horrorandglamour)

bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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ms-ashri:

An American teenager has made headlines after a video depicting him diving from a boat in the Gulf of Mexico to ride a 30-foot shark was posted online.

Chris Kreis, 19, was fishing was fishing 30 miles off Florida’s Captiva coast when he spotted a large whale shark. Without hesitating, Kreis decided to jump in the water and ride it.

He grabbed the 50,000 pound fish’s fin and let the animal drag him for a few seconds before it went down into the waters.

“When I started holding on I felt the whale shark it started moving itself, it felt the drag and it didn’t really want me on there so I let go and that’s it,” Kreis told ABC 7.

“It’s massive, it’s the size of the boat” the teenager said of the shark.

Annnnnd then this kid got seriously fined ( I believe-)

(Source: ibtimes.co.uk)

fasterfood:

due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical